"There aren't many many worse things than being in school, but being in school on a Saturday is one of them."
Angelo, narrator of Jennifer Killick's Dread Detention, has no clue how horrific this Saturday detention is going to get. Breakfast Club meets Goosebumps in this truly Stine worthy chiller for younger readers.
The four rule breakers who have been commanded to attend a Saturday Back on Track session (a consequence, not a punishment) are not exactly compatible companions. Angelo is disengaged, attending classes only often enough to keep the school from calling home. Even with his parents working all the time, needing him to care for his brother, the family is destitute. With college not an option, why bother? Naira, on the other hand, is a perfectionist over achiever willing to do whatever it takes to achieve her goals. Impulsive Gus, who seems immune to larger society's rules, is "unpredictable as a dog in a field of squirrels. Like walking chaos." Hallie is an angry social justice activist "There are unauthorized pins on her sweatshirt declaring her pride in being vegetarian, an LGBTQ+ ally, and a welcomer of refugees."
Things quickly go downhill. Just as the supervising teacher has zipped their phones into his fanny pack they hear a scream. Looking for it's source, they discover that one of the five school pigs is missing. It's not long before Mr. C. is also missing. The groundskeeper's wife is doing bizarre things to a chicken while humming The Itsy Bitsy Spider.
And when they see Mr. C. He's being dragged underground by an malevolent unseen being.
So now our protagonists are locked on the campus with malevolent beings seen and unseen seemingly hunting them, no access to a phone to call for help, and nobody likely to miss them for hours. It will take real cooperation for them to get out alive...
...But given their personalities, not so likely to happen.
R. L. Stine fans of all ages will relish Dread Detention.
On a purrrsonal note, last night was Black Bear Mutual Aid Fund's monthly cook & clean at the Bangor Area Homeless Shelter. Taylor is always the head chef and planner. He has the ability to create beautiful wholesome meals out of inexpensive ingredients. He plans for these meals with the same care he would plan a family reunion. These meals not only fill bellies, but affirm worth and dignity. I was unhoused for a short time in my much younger years. The only thing the shelter served up was a bologna sandwich on white bread and a cup of coffee. Yes, even for breakfast. Anyway last night we served up a pasta and veggies Alfredo 😋 entree and apple crisp from scratch. People's faces really lit up when they saw the dessert. Today we're in the calm before the storm. We've been warned that we are about to be slammed by an epic blizzard. UMaine is shutting down at 11:00. I'm staying home in my pajamas with precious Tobago.
A great big shout out goes out to Taylor (whom I wish I could get elected president) and my BBMAF family (who would make a Great Supreme Court).
Jules Hathaway
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